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Hello,everyone,Did you fuck out today?




大家好,你们今天约炮了吗?








What?Today you didn't booty call?




什么?今天你们居然没有约炮?








But it doesn't matter,as long as you join in Old's Activity Center,you will fly to heaven。




不过这没什么,只要你加入老年人活动中心,你就会飞(爽)上天。








There is a group of all kinds of old man,such as Best DaJi CN,Porn anchorwoman,Gayer,Simple mountain children,Cute Novice,The prince of the nursery rhymes,and so on。




这里有一群各种各样的老人,比如,国服第一(坑)妲己,色情女主播,lof叫GuriSound,朴实的山区孩子,可爱的萌新,儿歌小王子,等等。








Do you still worry about couldn't produce food?




你还在为无法产粮而烦恼吗?








Do you still worry about nobody pay attention to you?




你还在为没有人关注你而烦恼吗?








Do you still worry about Unable to release feelings?




你还在为脑洞无处释放而烦恼吗?








Don't worry。If you join us,you will......




别担心(关我屁事)。如果你加入我们,你将……












No longer produce,become more and more small,or lose yourself




再也无法产粮,变得越来越透明,或者失去自我。








Come on,ladies and gentlemen,Let's get together to take drugs!




来吧,大哥大姐,让我们一起吸毒(投骰,接文,开黑,直播)吧!








The old people have a dream,they want to rule the world。




老人们有一个梦想,那就是(黄赌毒)统治世界。

















骰群诚挚招新,你们的群主爸爸挥舞小手帕哭着喊着求你们加啊!!




开黑来骰接龙直播,总有一款适合你!进群更有好礼相送!!听说今天是马化腾生日,转发后再看你的头像!!
















英文版:








Hello,everyone,Did you fuck out today?




What?Today you didn't booty call?








But it doesn't matter,as long as you join in Old's Activity Center,you will fly to heaven。








There is a group of all kinds of old man,such as Best DaJi CN,Porn anchorwoman,Gayer,Simple mountain children,Cute Novice,The prince of the nursery rhymes,and so on。








Do you still worry about couldn't produce food?




Do you still worry about nobody pay attention to you?




Do you still worry about Unable to release feelings?




Don't worry。If you join us,you will......








No longer produce,become more and more small,or lose yourself








Come on,ladies and gentlemen,Let's get together to take drugs!








The old people have a dream,they want to rule the world。












中文版:








大家好,你们今天约炮了吗?




什么?今天你们居然没有约炮?




不过这没什么,只要你加入老年人活动中心,你就会飞(爽)上天。








这里有一群各种各样的老人,比如,国服第一(坑)妲己,色情女主播,lof叫GuriSound,朴实的山区孩子,可爱的萌新,儿歌小王子,等等。








你还在为无法产粮而烦恼吗?




你还在为没有人关注你而烦恼吗?




你还在为脑洞无处释放而烦恼吗?








别担心(关我屁事)。如果你加入我们,你将……








再也无法产粮,变得越来越透明,或者失去自我。




来吧,大哥大姐,让我们一起吸毒(投骰,接文,开黑,直播)吧!








老人们有一个梦想,那就是(黄赌毒)统治世界。








群号码:583357699




群号码:583357699




群号码:583357699








再不加分手









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  1. 执华_牙十六岁 转载了此文字
    重申,我不叫什么朴实的山区孩子,群里大家可以叫我华妹,这个名字只是因为宝宝是山区来的而且他们觉得我特